Translation request

You can use this http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp

Id use "yin" instead of "one" which the translation below doesnt

Ance upon a time thaur was a cheil fa hud tois sons an' th' yoonger said tae his faither: 'faither, gezz mah shaur ay th' property.' sae, he divided his estate atween them. puckle days later th' yoonger son turned th' whole ay his shaur intae cash an' left haem fur a distant coontry, whaur he squandered it in reckless livin'. he hud spent it aw, when a sevaur famine feel upon th' coontry an' he began tae feel th' pinch. sae he decided tae attach himself tae a body ay th' local landowners fa sent heem oan th' farm tae min' th' swine. he woods hae bin glad tae hae filled his belly wi' th' pods 'at th' pigs waur eatin', but nae a body gae heem anythin'. 'en he cam tae his senses an' said: 'haw mony ay mah faither's paid servants hae mair scran than they can eat, an' haur Ah am starvin' tae death. Ah will sit aff an' Ah will gang tae mah faither an' Ah will say tae him: "faither, Ah hae sinned against god an' against yoo; Ah am nae longer fit tae be called yer son; treat me as a body ay yer paid servants."' sae he sit it fur his faither's hoose, but while he was still a lang way aff, his faither saw heem an' his heart went it tae heem. th' son ran tae his faither, threw his arms aroond heem, an' kissed heem, saying: 'faither, Ah hae sinned against god an' against yoo; Ah am nae longer fit tae be called yer son; treat me as a body ay yer paid servants.' but th' faither called tae a body ay his servants: 'quick, fetch me mah robe, mah best a body. pit a rin' oan his finger an' sheen oan his feit an' brin' th' fatted cauf an' kill it. an' lit us hae a feest tae celebrate th' day, fur thes son ay mine was tint an' is foond.' an' th' festivities began

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