To elaborate on my previous post (without breaking the rules we have against things like saying things like "quality" or "reliable/fast"), I will say that connectiaine entreated my wearied soul to a spirit-rending experience of euphoria. I shall endeavour to hang out with him at a future date, when time permits, as this most recent encounter was unpleasantly brief due to time constraints.

If Karma exists in real life, this man has secured himself +1000 karmas, an exact number I derived by adding one karma for every time I said "fuck this is nice", and closed my eyes, sighing in relief. Treat him right, as he has single-handedly made me less weary of this pathetic dope scene and aggravating "game", which usually entails waiting for "5 more minutes" for 4 hours, before having to go home, and as you get through the door, being told "oh I'm good", then being offered delivery, then waiting 2 more hours for some lying motherfucker to drive down from richmond before scamming you into paying $60 for sugar, causing you to be an hour late for work. Anyways, that is something connecticaine does not do, since he is not some sketchy motherfucker from Richmond, but instead an upstanding citizen of North Carolina, sort of near VA Beach.

If you ever are able to spare any of your coveted resources in the name of sharing with a saint, perhaps he too will grant you +1000 karmas, though he doesn't IV, but he'll probably give you at least 500 irl karmaz.

Thank you, connecticaine, for not being a shifty motherfucker, and for finally allowing me to enjoy a goddamn fucking weekday, after being bent over so many times, and having a metaphorical spiked dildo yanked from the depths of my anus as if someone were trying to crank-start a rusty old lawnmower with all of their strength. You have pleased a moderator, and good things are going to happen to you from now on: specifically, none of your posts are ever going to get deleted by automoderator on this sub again, ever, ever again, ever, never ever. Did I say never?

And did I mention that helping the mods and the friends of the mods, like /u/connecticaine, means that if you treat us right, none of your posts will ever get deleted by automoderator? Is that mod abuse? I'd say it's not, because if I can trust a user not to be involved with the police, not to be a narc, and not to be a scammer/not to rob me or anyone else, then we can trust you to not break the rules - or something like that, I guess.

Treat /u/connecticaine right, all of you upstanding citizens who happen to see this post in the next few days (before I delete it so that some butthurt motherfuckers don't message modmail to cry about all the rules I'm breaking when I'm the one that posts all 55 of your rollcall threads every month and singlehandedly keeps this place from being shutdown because I monitor the spamfilters, choose the blacklisted and whitelisted words, investigates disputes in modmail, peruses the reported posts category, patrol and delete posts of idiots who explicitly discuss the price of narcotics per unit weight, etc, etc, so I deserve leeway but nobody else thinks so).

Sorry my praise-post was so long /u/connecticaine, I'm really fucked up on adderall, liquor, and still a little bit high lol :p