Baby Dave recap - Going to be a long one today (can’t wait for Red to stop slobbing and defend Dave) -Biggest take away is the drops and Dave admitted to only pressing record.
Second takeaway- Still saying he can’t search them. “There’s like 50 of them and they’re all labeled” - Dave had only said the aren’t labeled in the past
-All the boys in his family have the same middle name and he didn’t realize it was after his grandfather until today
-Cully going back to his Gerry roots - nobody cares about the Boston globe
-Is the NY Post a national paper? Uhhh, yeah Dave
-Rosie Perez is who Dave thinks of when he thinks of NY? And she’s the most booked person on talk shows ever? The internet has Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Mindy Kaling, and Chelsea Handler…
-Being called out on his stupid Rosie Perez take led to a quick transition for the Mikey Fowler news (not news)
-Dave forgetting he doesn’t work for Gerry anymore quickly transitioned back to politics with Cuomo. You don’t work for Gerry anymore, twink.
-re: politics: Cully thinks that the woman who outed Cuomo and his brother is still working as an advisor? Huh?
-Dave saying religious people wanted to hear Cuomo rant is wild. He cut the audio, heard maybe three people clapping for Cuomo and still said it was welcome and wanted…
-“Why can’t Linda Pizzuti help out the WMBA player?” - fuck, I don’t know, Dave. Maybe because the player doesn’t play for the team she owns. Oh, and also, it’s an international incident and the state department hasn’t been able to get her release but you’re right, Linda could do something…
-Dave shirking responsibility by giving a college freshman the keys to KMN
-“Oh you mean was it just the two of us at the bar?” Yes, dave. It’s wild sometimes people mean what they say.
-Baby Dave drinking on the job again. Also, Miller lite is one of barstools biggest sponsors so maybe don’t scoff when you say that’s what tim had, you moron
-Thinking that Francesa only went a couple years without mad dog is crazy
-Suggesting a gift card for Freddy Couples and throwing Harrison under the bus in the same breath is wild
-Indoor mini golf that is set up on the spot for charity is not a gimmick? Mike never said it was a good idea
-Google was never down, dummy
-So he’s like my 13 year old nephew just googling mini golf and that’s work?
-Enough left and right, learn a new phrase
-No search feature, still? Just label them and save them under the names you want
-So Dave admits that the drops are legibly labeled?
-So out multiple things in the folder if that’s how you want it, you fucking dummy
-This was a terrible showing for Dave when it comes to drops
-There are 5k drops there and he knows it but just says he sucks at his job? He admitted to only pressing record
-No update on a Milton’s visit a month after Kirk asked for dates to go for a visit? Kirk called him out on this later
-The “oh yeah” when Kirk asked if he could’ve bought Saco for less because he’s Kirk tells me why Dave had no success in the real estate world
-Laughing it off when Kirk says big Jack would have the drops ready towards the end of the episode is a bad look. You have had 10 months, Dave.
TLDR: Dave sucks at his job, admits he’s too lazy to get better at his job, and is an absolute moron