What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little eldrazi? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Allies, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ulamog, and I have over 300 confirmed eats. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Gideon armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, spawn. As we speak I am contacting my secret hedron network of spies across the Kazandu area and your Multiverse ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm coppies, brainmaggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your toughness. You’re fucking dead to state-based actions, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime since I have flash, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my combat tricks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the WotC FFL and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little token. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your reality-transgressing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re scooping, you goddamn idiot. I will cast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.