Casey Jones was a son of a bitch Wrecked the train in A whorehouse hitch, jumped through the window with his dick in his hand , said excuse me ladies I’m the railroad man, lined up a hundred women against the wall, betted 10 dollars he could fuck them all, fucked 98 till he had to stop, cause the tip of his prick was getting too hot, went to the kitchen and ate a bowl of stew, when he got back he fucked the other two ,when he died he went to hell, fucked the old devil till his wife got well, wife got well, jumped on the wall , said hey motherfuckers I’ll fuck yous all, and on his tombstone in midnight green, read , Casey Jones fuckin machine