Sometimes it's hard to find time for a 2 minute fap. Sure, you can bang real quick in the bathroom just to let off steam, but those 5 minute quickies really don't maintain the need for loving intimacy, and certainly doesn't satisfy the need for those occasional, right-rotten, multi-hour romps.

We were thinking about having another. I was all about it, she was pretty excited, but there was that nagging doubt, so I suggested we take a trip together to mull it over.

We got completely shitfaced and fucked half the day in our hotel. Being child-free for a mere 24-hours instantly changed our minds. We didn't even talk about it again until we were home.

Babies are great and all, but the impact on not just your sex life but general intimacy with your partner is severe.