My name is “Smoke horn”.. You will never know my real name it is classified. I need you to call this number: 867-5309 J.E.N.N.Y This will take you to a man who goes by the name of Rumplestilsken... don’t ask him about his name.. You will be referred to the Bureau of Transportation in Anchorage Alaska. Then you will talk to a man who goes by the name of “Woody Guthrie and will be fully initiated into the League of Legendary Gentleman” Then you will have to walk naked over hot coals and be whipped by Swedish Women in a hot sauna while they ask you questions about the size of your penis. Don’t be honest. Then you will have a laurel of grape leaves draped over your head and you will have to be paddled by a old man in a string bikini who you will be told to call daddy. Then you will get a job. That is pretty much how it works