Spoiler

[man's voice] Once upon a time

in a kingdom far, far away,

the king and queen were blessed

with a beautiful baby girl.

And throughout the land,

everyone was happy...

until the sun went down

and they saw that their daughter was

cursed with a frightful enchantment

that took hold each and every night.

Desperate, they sought the help

of a fairy godmother

who had them lock the young princess

away in a tower,

there to await the kiss...

of the handsome Prince Charming.

[horse whinnies]

It was he who would chance

the perilous journey

through blistering cold

and scorching desert

traveling for many days and nights,

risking life and limb

to reach the Dragon's keep.

[crows caw]

For he was the bravest,

and most handsome...

in all the land.

And it was destiny that his kiss

would break the dreaded curse.

He alone would climb to the highest room

of the tallest tower

to enter the princess's chambers,

cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,

pull back the gossamer curtains

to find her... [gasps]

What?

  • Princess... Fiona?

  • No!

[sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.

Where is she?

  • She's on her honeymoon.

  • Honeymoon? With whom?

  • She's on her honeymoon.

  • Honeymoon? With whom?

[ Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love]

So she said

what's the problem, baby?

What's the problem?

I don't know

Well, maybe I'm in love

Think about it

every time I think 'bout it

Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer

will it take to cure this?

Just to cure it,

'cause I can't ignore it

If it's love, love

Makes me wanna turn around

and face me

But I don't know nothing

'bout love

Oh, come on, come on

  • [screams]

  • Turn a little faster

    Come on, come on

    The world will follow after

    Come on, come on

    Everybody's after love

    So I said

I'm a snowball running

Running down into this spring

that's coming all this love

Melting under blue skies

belting out sunlight

Shimmering love

Well, baby, I surrender

To the strawberry ice cream

Never ever end of all this love

Well, I didn't mean to do it

But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning

mean we're never alone

Never alone, no, no

Come on, come on

Jump a little higher

Come on, come on

If you feel a little lighter

Come on, come on

We were once upon a time in love

Hyah!

We're accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally

I'm in love, I'm in love,

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love

Accidentally in love

I'm in love

I'm in love

It's so good to be home!

  • [distant singing]

  • [giggling]

Just you and me and...

[Donkey sings]

  • Two can be as bad as one...

  • Donkey?

Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two

a sight for sore eyes!

Give us a hug, Shrek,

you old love machine.

[chuckles]

And look at you, Mrs. Shrek.

How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?

Donkey, what are you doing here?

Taking care of your love nest for you.

Oh, you mean like... sorting the mail

and watering the plants?

  • Yeah, and feeding the fish!

  • I don't have any fish.

You do now. I call that one Shrek

and the other Fiona.

That Shrek is a rascally devil.

Get your...

Look at the time.

I guess you'd better be going.

Don't you want to tell me about your trip?

Or how about a game of Parcheesi?

Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be

getting home to Dragon?

Oh, yeah, that.

I don't know.

She's been all moody and stuff lately.

I thought I'd move in with you.

You know we're always happy

to see you, Donkey.

But Fiona and I are married now.

We need a little time, you know,

to be together.

Just with each other.

Alone.

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