Men, why the dick piercing? How is sex with your partner? Do you take it off or leave it on?

I will have you know that Professor Richard "Dick" Piercing is a respected lawyer and any slander about him and his sexual activity is libel in court.

what the flib jibbert did you just fucking say about Professor Richard "Dick" Piercing, you Neanderthal ?

I’ll have you know Richard graduated top of his class in St Helens Law School, and he been involved in various political court cases against Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed won cases.

He is trained in socio-political jurisdictions and law and he is also the top lawyer in the entire US Alabama based state representative.

You are nothing to him but just another criminal without a solid case.

He will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in court, mark my words.

You think you can get away with saying shit about Dick over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting my network of police officials and judges across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking sued kiddo.

He can be only in court and sometimes in his family home, and he can take you down legally and fairly in a reasonably attended trail Not only is he extensively trained in civil rights violations, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Justice Department of Naughty Games and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your britches off the face of the continent, you little expletive . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. he will possibly or possibly not excrete verbal warnings all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." said an anonymous source. not own words of client.

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