✓ Wears his heart on his sleeve ✓ Doesn't clothesline women ✓ Actually knows who Ice Poseidon is and doesn't confuse Casey for Kyle ✓ Took 20 odd point blank paintball shots ✓ Has bled for the Purple Army ✓ Remains LOYAL to Ice Poseidon and the Purple Army ✓ And still....Alpha as fuck

This is going to be wordy. It's 2 A.M. this post is probably going to go no where. I hope it goes somewhere. Who knows with these things. I'm not going to insert my personal opinion about who won the fight. It's semantics. You'll just call me on bias given my disposition and how much I support Andy. I am going to bring to light a couple of things, because I feel like he didn't exactly get a fair shake. I watched the fight tonight. 60k of us did. Congrats to Paul and his community on that milestone. Pretty successful night by all accounts. I'm going to be overly critical. Even of myself in an attempt to quell some ire or suspicion that I'm being bias. I watched the fights, all of them. I'm critically suspicious of two of the "4" called nut shots. I didn't see them. That's fine. We can argue how many there were all night. There is however evidence of TWO shots below the belt made to Asian Andy. The first at the beginning of the round, and if everyone was watching the same fight I was. You know the first couple of rounds where Burger Planet was continuously interrupting the RELENTLESS BARRAGE of punches Andy was throwing at him to whine and complain about something. I think the one occasion I believe held merit was someone tugged the rotund fellers shorts down to his ankles? But there was a groin shot at the end of the fight that ended the fight that clearly happened and was so intentional that it was caught on video. [url=http://imgur.com/a/lKNrz[/url] This is so egregious, so blatant. It defies all common sense. This was AFTER Burger Planet had been warned numerous times. This was AFTER Burger Planet learned he wouldn't be DQed for below the belt shots...a point that I will get to later. He knew what he was doing. Yet he continued to do it. It could be argued Andy should have put the cup on, but let's be honest. You're in the 12th round. You're gassed. Your mind is telling you all kinds of shit. You feel defeated. You just want to continue on. So Andy. Having taken at LEAST 1 other shot to the groin. Knowing that we all have the attention span of a goldfish (roughly 25 seconds) decided not to break away for 4-5 minutes to put a cup on. Mind you that would be 4-5 minutes where Chat would lay into Ice. Or Andy for having done it. He continued on. He didn't stop in the middle of getting his faced punched in to whine for "water." but that could have been a round end. It was hard to tell with how big of a shit show this was. So he cried. He got molly whopped. It wasn't a jab. It wasn't a straight, or a haymaker. It was a fucking full blown cock back, put all of your force into punching him right in the groin. I've been there. In my youth I used to play Hockey. Ever been poke checked in the dick? It hurts. Even with protection. It'll bring you to your knees. It'll SUCK the ever fucking shit out of your lungs. Lungs. The very thing you need to continue a fight. If your air is taken out of you, that's precious moments your muscles aren't being fed with cold hard oxygen, and it's making them weigh as if they were a thousand pounds. The dude was in pain. That's how he expressed it. It doesn't make him a pussy, and I think we all know that he is not. I couldn't stand up and take 25+ paintball shots. Keep in mind he was pretty much told to stop at 25. He probably could have went longer. I certainly couldn't have dipped my head in liquid ass. I sure as fuck couldn't rotate between eating the hottest chili pepper in the world and taking pepper spray to the face. I think it would be hard pressed to find 1% of people that could or would do that for $1000. I'm not mad at Burger Planet though. I already knew he was a piece of shit. Andy isn't perfect, but at least he doesn't ban people for no reason, at least he's willing to give people a chance. When he's out and about interacting with L.A. he isn't a toxic piece of shit. He brings the life to the party. Burger Planet is literally the opposite of that. He's a black hole hanging over anyone that surrounds themselves with him. Relegated to pulling any and all things that stand with him down into the shit storm he's created in his life. You should go back and look at the evidence there is. Every single VOD you can find him being a complete and outrageous cocksucker to someone. Go look at the open mic night he did where his friend invited him and he was politely asked not to take video and then started to argue with people who didn't want their material published (who gives a fuck if it was amateur.) I'm upset at Paul. You had complete and total control over the situation. Andy has been nothing but a friend to you, he has been loyal to you, and in an hour where your support and yes you should have stepped in and intervened you didn't. In the name of 'content.' you allowed someone who had been proven to be fighting dirty to continue. Because you were too afraid to step in. Which was your obligation. You coordinated the event. You were the referee of the event. Tell me. Outside of Andy complaining that he had some pain in his testicles. Would you know the signs and symptoms of a CTE or Concussion? Had one of them presented with the Signs and Symptoms would you have stopped the fight? I can tell you this. I've been watching fighting for a long time. I don't proclaim to be an expert. But that last blow. Would have been an automatic DQ. It's one thing if a fighter hits below the belt on accident. But to outright uppercut the groin? That fighter would be suspended, and that's exactly what happened. You can only fall back on "They're not professionals." so much. Why am I focusing on this singular point? Well Paul. I donated > $150 to you tonight. One I'll admit was a cheap shot at your Agent. It was blocked. That's fine. The second and third ones that were blocked were explaining how you should have stopped the fight. With proof of Burger Planet fighting dirty. I'm doing now what you should have done and what Alpha Andy has always done for you. Instead. You let things spiral downward. There was chaos. Unorganized chaos in the end. You started a poll about "who won the fight." on reddit? Something that can wholly be manipulated and has been manipulated in the past. People didn't know whether the fight had ended or not, suddenly they were back fighting again. The fact that people said Burger Planet was even remotely close is denigrating to Andy. I don't know what fight you were watching, but I saw ONE exchange AFTER Andy had been hit in the groin where Burger was the aggressor. Andy had momentum up until the first shot to the groin. A thing that can sap even the most veteran boxer in the middle of a fight. Instead you ended the fight. You brought them to the middle and instead of telling Burger Planet that he was a piece of shit for fighting the way he did. You let him have a speech where he shit on all of Andy's fans and his community?? Would you let anyone talk bad about YOUR community? I remember a time a couple of months ago where Andy Milonakis openly shit on your community and your mods and you told him that wasn't acceptable. You could see Andy was in pain. So why'd Vince do what he did? I can understand it. No one. I mean No one was standing up for Andy. ANY corner man would have done the same thing for their fighter in that situation. It was pandemonium. Was it the right thing to do? No. Was the shot he took later the right thing to do? No. But can I understand where he was coming from? Yeah. It was Burger Planet being a prick yet again. Trying to act like a big man after talking a bunch of shit behind the scenes. Like he always does. I watched the same fight everyone else did tonight. I saw a 35 year old man that was clearly afraid to stand toe to toe with someone that was smaller than him, and weighed less than he did, and I watched him backpedal like a bitch the entire time. I watched a pathetic 35 year old use dirty fighting tactics and fatigue to seize a BRIEF moment to go on the offensive and STILL lose the exchange. More importantly. I watched an Alpha step up and give everything he had. Lay everything on the line. After taking numerous shots to the groin. I watched him fight through fatigue. Those weren't tears from being punched in the groin. Those were the tears of a man who'd given everything he had and just couldn't go any further and if that doesn't make you Alpha as fuck, then I clearly know nothing of the subject. I watched a man wear his heart on his sleeve and get chastised for it. Most of all I watched a community he cares about turn on him for someone who cries because he didn't get to go on the 'frat bus with the Jake Pauls of the internet.' I'm not disappointed in Andy. I'm not disappointed in Burger Planet. I'm disappointed that you didn't do the right thing Paul. I know this is probably going to get tl;dr'd. I'm sorry. I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for my friend. Alpha Andy. -drops mic.- edit: fixed the gif.

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