320 words Here's the thing.
1,489 words You're a cunt
2,222 words TIL Chillary Clinton went to prison once and the speech she had for the inmates was never released.
362 words TIL in 2001 Bush bought a plane for $911 and registered in Al Qeada's name,then parked it in World trade center and racked up financial damage totalling 420 billion dollars.
668 words TIL how to get free karma
314 words TIL the Seinfeld episode "Bernie Sanders", where the 4 main characters never once used a "Hydraulic Press", and one 45 upsnoots for its achievement in writing.
644 words TIL a group of idiots is called a "subreddit"
679 words NOTHING
270 words accidentally took a pic of myself n[a]ked ;)
0 words accidentally took a pic of myself n[a]ked ;)
375 words Attempting to convert comment karma into link karma
366 words Hey /r/Circlejerk, it's time to cut the shit and get serious for once. This user has been shitting up reddit for too long and this is a petition to globally ban them from reddit. Give an upvote (to the left) to sign it.
0 words NSFL PLZ DON'T LOOKK
522 words Hey /r/Circlejerk, it's time to cut the shit and get serious for once. This user has been shitting up reddit for too long and this is a petition to globally ban them from reddit. Give an upvote (to the left) to sign it.
561 words Bernie Sanders is winning. Hillary Clinton is losing.
1,513 words Hillary Clinton: 9/11 was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
742 words "I'm here to kill ISIS and smoke marijuana, and i'm all out of marijuana" - Bernie Sanders
1,343 words Last year, Hilary Clinton said she was 67; this year, she claims she's 68. Which one is it?
288 words Hi, I'm currently in a sexual act with the Messiah. AMA
833 words The Hydraulic Press has Passed Away at Age 66