Hello, my name is Fuck Kevin Bing (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite player, and let me tell you my based story.

I was born in Belgium in 1984. My dad was a Chad from Taiwan and my mom from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Meow. Then I got a turtle, and I remember him eating all my Cheetos and chasing my idiot big brother 's pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to eat that weeb femboy's pet.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on the source of semen and skid marks in Britain, France and the great country of Japan as it was always my dream, I have decided to launch an NFT collection with depictions of the sussy amogus, FNAF, Attack on Titan, your mom and Automod characters covered in the iconic sticky white substance that comes out from the dick after sex in porn, which is where all the bitches reside.