"Ackshewally it is the fire's fault."

Maybe they need funding for better weapons. Maybe if they had precision guided tomahawk missiles, this wouldn't have happened.

While we're at it, switching from "part of the community", powder blue uniforms to Nazi SS black wasn't enough of a leap. I think adding some devil horns or those creepy looking samurai masks might help keep crime in check.

Same with the squad cars...I know they don't say "to protect and serve anymore", but maybe they should at least say something.... maybe something like..."please just give me one reason to fuck your life up, bruh".

This is the direction we need to keep going down... forget all this "mandatory body cams" or "holding departments accountable" nonsense.

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