*They killed the only remaining man in the series with an overly powerful yet inept tantrum throwing cry baby. *Deathstar 3.0! don't worry its bigger with a bigger gun but its only fully operational when its close to a sun. Oh and it kinda has a weak point but we just made that bigger too. The engineer union must have a strong presence in the galaxy. *Han dies and everyone just forgets about it after they hug for a second, no tears nothing. But seriously star wars died with Harrison Ford-he was the final nail. *Who the hell thought taking off that mask would be a good idea? Eventually yes, but that soon. Really? Ya couldn't wait until maybe the third movie? Just ruined the evil factor and I felt no more connected than I did before. Ren looked like he was Snape's spawn not Han's. *Ren freezes a bolt midair in the beginning by just sensing it and then proceeds to get shot by chewy after the pissed off wookie gives away his location. *if a girl with no training can just wave a lightsaber around and defeat the most powerful sith wannabe in the galaxy, why the fuck do we even need to find Luke? Movie's over lets go home. *Token minorities now save the day, chromed out stormtrooper generals just balance out the m/f on screen ratio, and white males are always literally hitler. Can we all agree there is a reason the first episodes were better and have progressively gotten worse. All movies that are/will be remade from the 80s are absolute shit: Terminator, Mad Max, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Star Wars...just not even worth it anymore. *and the map really, they use maps in star wars? It would have been two separate coordinates.

I mean common I had my reservations about it beforehand but...just complete and utter lowest common denominator rehashed nostalgia pandering lens flared shit. Fuck JJ Abrams, he has no business making sci-fi movies that actually involve story telling.