Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I consider that shit a sport, okay. If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fuckin sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit as a sport, and you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well that you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf, my bruh, all you doing is hitting the goddamn golf club. “oh my god man, that’s a long ass birdie, nice birdie, nice put, it went 250 yar-“ get the fuck outta here, nobody care about that boring ass shit, who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody really gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REALLY DOING ATHLETICALLY, MY BRUH, IN FISHING?!?! all you’re doing is sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually it’s old ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain’t got no goddamn teeth, they’re just sitting up in a goddamn boat, you know what I’m saying? Throwing a goddamn rod, it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod, it could be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a dead ass butterfly, it could be a fucking beak of a damn bird, it could be a fucking... it could be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my god! We caught a big ass salmon! Reel that fat bitch in! Yeah!” Motherfucker, what are you doing athletically? How the fuck is that working up a sweat, my bruh? What, You’re working on your arm because you have reel that motherfucker in? Bruh, that’s not a sport, dog. Well fuck it, it is a sport, fuck it, you guys wanna consider that shit a sport, jacking off is a fuckin sport to me. Jacking off and beating yo motherfucking dick to porn is a sport. There’s only 2 damn things that you have to do: A. You build up a sweat. Well actually you don’t have to do shit, there’s basically 2 things that go down, is what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a fuck, bruh if you are building up a sweat, that is considered a sport. Number 2: and the most important part of that shit, is that your hand is getting a workout. your hand is getting a workout, bruh you are building up your arm strength , you are building up your hand strength. I don’t know about you nigga, but when I’m beating my shit, bruh my fucking hand muscles get fuckin tight, you know what I’m saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm. I used to do it with my right hand but I can’t do that shit, so I do it with my left. So, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? Bruh, in my opinion, I believe it is.