Who said I'm white? Who said I'm anything else? Who said I can only be one thing? Idk even know WTF you are. I also literally could not care less, I've been going back and forth with you because it has been a fun distraction from a shitty week at work.

But it is the weekend now and I've got things to do. So you know what? You win, Beth is the best character on the show. Hell, she is the best character that has ever been on any TV show, or will ever be on any TV show ever, and it is all because she is black. We all know black people and characters are absolutely without any flaws and even Jesus wishes he could be as pure and perfect as the average black person. Hooray! You won the internet! Your mom will be so proud!