[H] 2x AWP Asiimov FT / Flip Vanilla [W] 11 Each / 20 Keys

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in IST, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the boys bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed iPads on lock down. I am trained in IT and I’m the top nerd in the entire AUS nerd police. You are nothing to me but just another faggot. I will lock down your iPad with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ANZ Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “okay" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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