Hello hello how are you doing

Slightly crazy in a very lazy, but semi-productive way. I am a housesitting-hermit for February, March & April a sweet little chantilly cat & her acomplice Ms Kitty tuxedo cat. I talk to them more than I do people. Or call it hibernation, there's snow out there right, small bits of sunbathing when its near, but yeah the suns about to set in the next hour so that's nice. Clouds tonight, maybe a bit colorful for the evening walk perhaps. I am planning a two week vacation, between my current one, and pop down to Vegas for two weeks. All comped of course, I can defend the argument that casinos are the best for people watching and they often host traveling minded peoples that own homes and perhaps need a housesitter for future use. SO yeah, really my trip is for work;) Plus I got into the Pizza Convention for free, so I figured I would fatten my figure a bit walking around and carousing around 1100 booths that offer yummie samples. And flirt with cute little sales girls that work in the sales industry. I ask them for industry travel stories, or about their boss. They give me good dirt if you know what I mean, often humorus and I build that so called trust and maybe we'd make good friends. But bam, like that back into the crowd I go and never see her again. When I go to those sort of things I pretend to own a little bar from my hometown that serves pizzas and sliders on the side. I also pretend that I am to be opening a new brewery/orgainic/vegan concept restaurant in an old firestation. I thing firestations make good breweries for the open bay space used to park big engines. Perhaps find a way to turn an old tender into a massive keg. Yeah, that would be a fun catering event. Stuff like that. I also have a promo code that lets any one into the show, so if your in Vegas haha, its nice to have a possy. I hope to invite a couchsurfer I hosted last week, I shink she'd be down. Plus she has a car which I take full advantage of the roadtrip to get there, parhaps camp at a hotspring or three. She'd be more like a sister than a date though, I do like her but I love our similariteis. Both noncomformist solo traveling Scorpios. I can always use another scorpio to manipulate the Vegas scene and open up to other loose monies people that just want to have a good time. I like one on one relationships. That is hop I make my business sucessful. I ain't rich, but I ain't poor and can manipulate happy go lucky pit bosses to comp me food & free nights. If I book now, I can do 16 nights at 6 or 7 different casinos. Three here, two there, some downtown and close at the Venetian. Of which I will dress up for using randomly thrift stores hapenstance fashion, like a Versachi shirt with the lion buttons. No ties to tie me down, no leaches or legal traps to confine me. I am against the establishment and have decided, maybe just today, that I will someday deface the currency. Metaphorically in my own little way. So hey!
Whats new with you?
& Miss Kitty sends a meow

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