There are many lies contained within the Bible.

We are told that Moses walked with his chosen people from Egypt to the Holy Land. However, in recent times it has come to light through the writings of a young man alive at the time (more on this shortly) that he actually rode at the head of his people upon the back of a particularly large Elephant, secured within his Howdah with a harem of his most enjoyable hole-boys. Indeed, it is from the diary of one of these poor young men that we now have a new primary source that throws much of the old testament into disarray.

And hence, the Elephant. I shall allow my fellow scholars to draw their own cum-clusions for this new information.