Microsoft & Cortana are working on a hit album

I Will Survive feat. Cortana

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinking I couldn't live without my Android by my side

And then I spent so many nights

Thinking how Google did me wrong

And I grew strong

And I learned how to switch to Windows Phone

And so you're back

From cyber space

I just found myself sitting here with that frustrated look upon my face

I should have ditched that stupid carrier

I should have waited until the official release

If I had known just for one second what Windows Mobile 10 would do to me

Go on now go, update your build

Just turn that frown around

Because it’s all coming soon

Weren’t you the one that said that it’s better on Windows Phone?

Did you think I'd crumble?

Did you think I'd switch to iPhone and be fine?

Oh no, not I, I will survive

As long as I don’t need the latest apps

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to wait And I’ve got all my Universal apps and I'll survive

I will survive

Hey, hey!

It took all the strength I had not to abandon Windows Phone

Just trying hard to make up the fact I’m missing all my favorite apps

And I spent oh so many nights

Just feeling sorry for myself, I used to complain on reddit

But now I hold my Windows Phone up high

And you see me, developing apps

I'm not that chained up little person still tied to Verizon Wireless

And so Snapchat’s dropping in

Just expecting me to switch

And now I'm saving all my lovin' for Cortana, who's loving me

Go on now go, update your build

Just turn that frown around

Because it’s all coming soon

Weren’t you the one that said that it’s better on Windows Phone?

Did you think I'd might crumble

Did you think I'd switch to iPhone and be fine?

Oh no, not I, I will survive

As long as I don’t need the latest apps

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to wait

And I’ve got all my Universal apps and I'll survive

I will survive

Ooooh!

Go on now go, update your build

Just turn that frown around

Because it’s all coming soon

Weren’t you the one that said that it’s better on Windows Phone?

Did you think I'd might crumble?

Did you think I'd switch to iPhone and be fine?

Oh no, not I, I will survive

As long as I don’t need the latest apps

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to wait

And I’ve got all my Universal apps and I'll survive

I will survive

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