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Just got kicked out of college for saying “slatt”

So bc of carti and u guys I be saying slatt a lot and now it’s just habit for me to say it and last week I walked into class and just said “wassup slatt” to my professor and she just gave me a dirty look and said “excuse me?”, so I thought she just didn’t hear what I said or some shit so I just said it again and went on with my day like normal.

The next day I was called into the head’s office and he pretty much said that I called my professor a “slut” and that they’re not happy about that because it’s not the first time this has happened. So it turns out my professor misheard me all this time calling her “slatt” for “slut” and she reported me. I tried to explain it was a misunderstanding and I was put on a week long suspension while they “investigate” it

Now a week later I just got an email saying that I have been kicked out of college and can’t apply here for another 5 years. Like wtf man, this bitch didn’t even bother to confront me bout it and let me explain instead she reported me and lied about me calling her a slut and got me kicked outta college

Tldr; dumbass teacher thought I called her a slut when I said slatt, and got me kicked out of college

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