Rock Crusher! (v1)

SO AJIT PAI AND REDDIT! YOU DARE CENSOR AND CENSOR AND THREATEN THE WHOLE INTERNET! THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! YOU DARE UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF A TRUE SAYIAN WARRIOR AND THINK YOU CAN DESTROY PLANET INTERNET AND THE SAYAIN RACE LIKE YOUR FRIEZA AND LIKE FRIEZA TRIED TO DO TO PLANET VEGETA! WELL IF YOU WANT THE WHOLE INTERNET TO LAUGH AT YOU AND POINT OUT YOUR GOING TO FAIL LIKE JACK THOMPSON! KEEP TRYING YOU GRUNT! YOUR NOTHING BUT ANOTHER JACK THOMPSON YOUR NOTHING BUT ANOTHER JACK THOMPSON I KNOW THE GOVERNMENT AND MORAL MAJORITY AND ELDERLY STILL HATE ANIME! PORN! MUSIC, AND VIDEO GAMES! US YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT AJIT PAI! THE FCC! AND THEIR ASTRO TURFING MINIONS WHO KEEP THUMBING ME DOWN AND BANNING ME!, AND THE MORAL MAJORITY! AND CENSORSHIP! AND THE ELDERLY! VERIZON! FCC! WITH THE SAME HATE AS A COMMON COLD! THESE BASTARDS ARE ALL READY THROTTLING AND TRYING TO BREAK THE LAW AND SEE HOW BAD THEY CAN ANUS RAPE AND FUCK AND ANAL RAPE US! THIS NN ABOLISHIMENT CAN NEVER GO THREW NOW IT CAN NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PASS MY TYPING IS EVEN FUCKING SLOW BECAUSE YOUR SUCH SHIT! LAWYERS SHOULD SUE YOU ALL! WE WILL BURN THE COUNTRY DOWN AND BURY YOU IN YOUR OWN BLOOD! JACK THOMPSON COPYCATS! YOUR JUST TRYING TO ATTACK PORN! ANIME! GAMES! AND MUSIC! YOU CORPORATE WHORSE! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE ALL YOU LAZY BASTARDS WHO ARE SITTING BY AND ALLOWING THIS BASTARD TO WIPE US OUT! I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR WAY AJIT PAI YOU MURDERER YOUR A MURDERER YOU BASTARD YOUR A MURDERER AND THIS IS WRONG YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY TH E WEB WITHOUT US KICKING YOUR DOOR DOWN! YOUR A CRIMINAL AJIT PAI! YOU BASTARD! FIIIIIIINNNAAAAAALLLL SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE AAAAAATTTTTTAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!

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