OK, help a newcomer out please. On the same view of this (admittedly indirect) request from the press, I also see Rule 3, "No Press Requests for interviews will be ignored[,]" along with several replies basically offering to be interviewed or offering to middleman them. While I realize my RFI might appear to some to be super-duper-ultra-mega-rocket whiney, it is only intended to be mildly snarky. So, where I'm headed with this...are the "rules" merely suggestions and only applicable as wind may blow? If this is a benevolent dictatorship, so be it, but maybe make that clear...er.

And as an aside, do those who are mostly serious investors/traders really want yet another story done about the whole GME fustercluck? Does the world really need even more people trying to play poker while asking, "Remind me again - do two pairs beat a straight flush?" or worse, "If I want to make a million dollars, do I sell puts at 10x yesterday's close or just split 9s and 10s?" Calmly awaiting the swat on the nose with a rolled-up WSJ...