Made a little album of my playthrough.
Thankfully Stannis didn't shadow-baby me, so we won the war against him very quickly. After that, Stannis joined us and together we took down Joffrey. Then, Robb cancelled his war for Northern Independence. We became King of Westeros only one year into our run. Didn't bother taking back the Iron Isles because fuck those guys. Spent the next thirty years rebuilding the Baratheon dynasty. Renly had to do a lot of closing his eyes and thinking of Westeros with Margaery. Installed Stannis as ruler of the Stormlands to reward him for his loyalty.
Died after reigning for thirty-one years total.
Final fates of all the characters:
King Renly 'the Pompous': Won wars against both his brother Stannis and the bastard Joffrey, then made a truce with Robb Stark. Thirty years later, fought off Aegon's Invasion. Died at the ripe age of 53 after reigning as King of Westeros for 31 years.
Lord Paramount Stannis 'the Hunter' : Lost the war to Renly but remained loyal to his little brother Renly. Surprisingly, remained less loyal to his wife Selyse, and actually had two bastard children with his courtiers. Eventually died from a severe maiming, and was succeeded by his daughter Shireen.
Lady Paramount Shireen : Currently reigning in the Stormlands. Still alive!
Ser Edric Storm : Was legitimized by Renly as a Baratheon. Still alive!
Davos Seaworth 'the Onion Knight': Died peacefully two years after the end of the War.
Melisandre: Died in obscurity.
Queen Margaery Tyrell : Bore Renly lots of children. Served on Renly's first council as Master of Laws. Still alive!
Loras Tyrell: Ditched Renly for the Night's Watch. That's okay though. Never liked that asshole anyway.
Lady Brienne 'the Blue' of Tarth : Serving as Kingsguard. Last surviving member of Renly's original Rainbow Guard. Still alive!
Sandor 'the Hound' Clegane : Choked on a lamprey pie. RIP.
*Princess Arianne Martell 'the Noble' * : Ruled Dorne after her father Doran died halfway into Renly's reign.
*Oberyn Martell 'the Red Viper' *: Died of natural causes only four years into Renly's reign. :(
Quentyn Martell: STILL on a quest overseas. Nobody's heard of him for 30 years.
Tywin Lannister: Died in the dungeons of Robb Stark in the year 8300, before the War of Five Kings was over.
Tyrion 'the Imp' Lannister: Became Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Warden of the West, and Renly's first Master of Coin. Still alive!
Jaime Lannister: Released from Robb Stark's dungeons after the war, but died under suspicious circumstances fifteen years later.
Cersei Lannister: Kept in Renly's dungeons for years before being released. Died comatose in bed at the age of 59.
Joffrey Lannister: Released after the war. Died only five years later under suspicious circumstances.
Catelyn Tully: Died peacefully in bed at the age of 54.
Brynden 'Blackfish' Tully: Died in battle in the War of the Five Kings.
Edmure Tully 'the Unworthy': Became Lord Paramount of the Riverlands. Died of the dreaded plague 20 years into Renly's reign.
Balon Greyjoy: Never amounted to anything. Died bedridden and infirm. Dumb fucker.
Theon Greyjoy 'Priest-Hater': Became King of the Iron Isles. Still alive!
Asha Greyjoy 'The Kraken's Daughter': Still alive!
Robert 'Robin' Arryn': Ruled as Lord Paramount of the Vale until he died of poor physique 24 years into Renly's reign. Notably knocked up both Sansa and Arya Stark.
Petyr 'Littlefinger' Baelish: Warred with Robin Arryn over some small thing. Ended up being thrown out the Moon Door.
Robb Stark 'the Young Wolf': Negotiated a truce with Renly and became Warden of the North. Notably fought the War for the Dawn and repelled the White Walkers.
Jon Snow: Still in the Night's Watch, still alive. Never become Lord Commander though. :\
Sansa Stark: Somehow, found her way beyond the wall where she became some chief's concubine. Oh Sansa, you so silly.
Arya Stark: Married Robin Arryn of the Vale. Ew.
Brandon Stark: Died of Gonorrhea 17 years into Renly's reign. :^)
Rickon Stark: Became a Maester, and after Renly's death, the Grandmaester for Renly's son Gladden.
Aegon Targaryen: Thirty years after Renly became King of Westeros, finally landed on Wendwater. Sadly for him, was defeated in a mere five months then exiled straight back to Meereen.
Daenerys 'Stormborn' Targaryen: Still dicking around on Meereen. Guess she likes it better there.