COWBOYS!

Cowboys one. Cowboys two. Cowboyss s s s ss s three. (Wayne scoffs) Cowboys four. Story about cow. COWBOYS FIVE BACK AT IT AGAIN! (Wayne wheezes) Cowboys- daddy! Cowboys seven. *LOUD BEEP* (AUH!!!) Cowboys eight, still great! Cowboi oi oi oi oys nine. (JOSH!!!!) *FOGHORN SOUND EFFECT* (Wayne sighs as someone cackles in the background) Sorry :( PLAY AS A COWBOY IN M- Don’t Fucking Yell At Me. Give me jellybeans you fuck head! If you yell at me shit hea- let me play the PlayTation™! Story of cowboy- Cowboys Fi- FIVE. (SIX!!!!) wha?!?! Cowboys six. Cowboys fiiiive. Wah. (WAH-HAHAHAH!!??!???) Cowboys seven. Cowboys ten! I feel fi- Cowboys Eleven! (COWB-) Cowboys twooo- (Wayne furiously trying to read AI dungeon) *Incomprehensible* Cow Boys Thir Teen. (Josh what do you want to do now.) Cowboys Fifteen. Cowboys Sixteen. A- Cowboys seventeen! E. C- C- Cowboys eighteen. (Josh- Wayne is cut off) Cow. Story of cowboys. (Everyone is giggling at Wayne) Norman Reedus! Cowboy Twenteee- *FOGHORN SOUND EFFECT* (WHAT DO YOU WANT. TO. PLAY.) Norman Reedus! Cowboys twenty one! (WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?!??) Co- ow w wboys twenty twooooo (WE DONT HA- WE DONT- WE CANT-) Cowboys Twenty three! (WE DONT- THERES NOT THA-) Boondock Saints. (No one has MADE THAT GAME!!!) Cowboys twen- Cowboys twenty four. A. Daddy. (THEY DONT JUS-) Cowboys twenty. (THEY DONT JUST MAKE A SEQUEL TO A GAME AS SOON AS YOU BEAT IT,) Patty Cake. (THEYRE NOT JUST WATCHING YOU PLAY IT. TH- THEY-) Cowboys Twenty Fi- Patty Cake. (THEY DONT JUST MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE GAME AS- AS SOON AS THE NEXT ONE-) Yes they do!!! (THEY DONT DO THAT!!!!) A. A. (THEY DONT-) Cowboys W- Stop Yelling. COWBOYS ONE MILLION. Cow- Cowboy. Fruit salad Cowboy. (Fruit salad cowboy...) Fruit salad co- Norman Reedus. COWCOWBOYS TWENTY. Password: cowboy! Norman- Cowboys Twenty Fou- Vote for cowboy! Cowboys two. Cowboooyw- Meow. (Josh-) Cowboys Twenty Eight. Cowboys Twenty Nine. Eels. Eels. Wheals. Eeeeeeeeeel. YEA- Eels. YES!!!! Fuck That One. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (*cut to Wayne with his head in his hands* He just says “stop yelling-“) Daddy. (And he’s not- He-) Dre- Daddy I love you :) I control you :)