Who’s promoting us on r/AskReddit again?

Samantha!

Our old friend Martha VonFartenburg from Saskatchewan told me you’d be moving in. Between you and me I think she is just a little jealous that she hasn’t made it here yet. You know how she has been trying to convince Jack to give up his hobby of exploring the Yukon on Mooseback and come settle down here but he’s always saying, ”Martha! If you want to retire at a duck pond, there is a perfectly good one just down the road next to the heffer field.” Poor Martha!

Anyways, I’ll be sure to stop by and take you up on your offer of cookies. I hope there is a few oatmeal raisin waiting for me and they haven’t been eaten by all the ”Oh gross! I thought these were going to be chocolate chip.” snobs.

If you ever need a cup of sugar for your cookies don’t hesitate to come by with Samson and Samuel to say hello. I am just across town in the lofts above the flower shop “Field and Vase”—I own it! We are doing the flowers for the Spring Festival, you HAVE to add it to your social calendar.

See you soon. -Leah Magnolia

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