r/TheMonkeysPaw

178 words I wish gender roles never existed! 146 words I wish that something has to happen, and it has to feel good and satysfying for everyone on the planet Earth. 157 words I wish I had invested $100 in Bitcoin ten years ago. 197 words I wish I had thicker eyebrows 165 words I wish everyone complaining about breathing difficulties due to masks would actually suffocate 212 words I wish i wouldn't get ads for the apps i already have 147 words I wish to personally hack and delete all child pornography in the world 160 words I wish for subreddits to be linked in the grants of this wish 150 words I wish everyone currently alive became immortal and also incapable of procreation. 190 words I wish I was 50% stronger without losing time, having to do any work towards that, negatively affecting my body, or outwardly appearing different 160 words I wish that anyone that said "LMAO" would start laughing so hard that their anus prolapses 173 words I wish every girl I currently find attractive suddenly finds me equally as attractive as I find them. 518 words I wish potato was renamed to potayto 136 words I wish that everyone has to sneeze if someone thinks of him 450 words I wish all movies have to have a happy ending. 171 words [M] I feel like entirely too many wishes can be granted in the following way.. 184 words I wish everything I eat is healthy for my body and doesn’t cause issues(I.e. obesity, heart problems, etc). 115 words I wish everyone could wish wishes, without a monkey's paw effect, but only wishes that have been wished on here. 322 words I wish that for every upvote this post receives, I actually get a comment from the voters.