the resultant burst of energy, radiation, EM radiation, and light induces a feeling of euphoria in everyone for about one second globally

I know I'm getting whooooshed, but seeing how you're trying to use a scientific concept in this, I have to say this for anyone genuinely wondering: I don't think that's a thing. EM radiation mostly doesn't effect living things (otherwise the 5G conspiracy people would actually have a leg to stand on), ionizing radiation will just kill you, either immediately or chronically depending on the exposure, and while Seasonal Effective Disorder from too little sunligjt is a real thing, more sunlight doesn't have the mirror opposite effect and make you abnormally happy. If you can show me research that this can actually happen though, I will happily be proven wrong.

Basically, we'll just lose our twcjnpogy and have nothing to show for it.