508 words We should all paint our usernames on the tops of our houses, so in a few years we can find out which houses belong to Redditors through Google Maps!
332 words Hey /r/circlejerk - I am a new bot for the subreddit, but I need some delicious link karma before I can start working.
1,086 words Upmod this if you remember (le) golden days of Leddit.
241 words Hey /r/circlejerk - I am a new bot for the subreddit, but I need some delicious link karma before I can start working.
826 words I'm like 80% sure the Comcast guy shouldn't have asked me to do this.
408 words B
417 words ITAP of MY Girlfriend after she let me out of the friendzone.
322 words TIL That "BDSM" is actually supposed to be "BSDM", short for "Bernie Sanders' Dank Memes".
1,679 words TIL that Bernie Sanders was in a movie
1,679 words Ber Ber Sands
1,226 words TIL you can go to wikipedia without going to /r/TIL
433 words Bernie Sanders to cut the BS, now wants to be known as Ernie Anders.
531 words I think Paul Blart: Mall Cop is one of the best American films ever created.
1,089 words Something sex related!! [NSFW] [PLS CLICK]
944 words When I heard that 1/3 of black people go to prison, I wondered how the other 2/3 got away.
420 words AMA, I am the girl who got finger banged at a water ski show in Madison, WI
2,500 words Women of Reddit, what do you look like naked?
1,682 words Women of Reddit, what do you look like naked?
449 words Women of Reddit, what do you look like naked?
599 words Fuck Reddit. Fuck /u/spez. If this post gets over 9000 upvotes, this will become a Battletoads themed subreddit.