Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Mr. Bernie Sanders   would deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world. And now that he has, we must honestly reveal some shocking facts about Mr. Sanders's actions. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Mr. Sanders actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to engulf the world in a dense miasma of negativism? After reading this letter, you'll indisputably find it's the latter. The acid test for his “kinder, gentler” new reports should be, “Do they still censor any incomplicitous communications?” If the answer is yes then we can conclude that Mr. Sanders is totally mistaken if he believes that the goodness of something is in direct proportion only to the amount of parochialism in said thing.

Let's be honest here: Mr. Sanders is always demanding money, sympathy, and the punishment of his critics. If you doubt this, just ask around. He and his conveniently bribed allies have been committing acts of banditry and insurgency. As bad as that is, it represents only the thin end of the wedge. In the coming days, Mr. Sanders will likely expose and neutralize his adversaries rather than sit at the same table and negotiate.

Do I have any proof that Mr. Sanders intends to reap a harvest of death sometime soon? No. Do I need any proof? Ha! Given Mr. Sanders's prior attempts to label everyone he doesn't like as a racist, sexist, fascist, communist, or some equally terrible “-ist” I think it's fairly safe to say that his favorite story seems to be that the government's policies should be at odds with the will of the people. This humbuggery is based on unverified rumor and has long since been decisively discredited by a variety of reputable organizations. Nevertheless, Mr. Sanders has become Death, the destroyer of worlds. To top that off, if you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, gangsterism is irrelevant here. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, Mr. Sanders has been trying hard to separate us off into various, antagonistic camps. I profess we should oppose that effort by criticizing the obvious incongruities presented by him and his tuft-hunters. One last thing: Mr. Bernie Sanders  's yellow-bellied inclinations militate against our survival by enveloping us in a nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror.