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[W] 2 Sluts Ping Pong my Dong
[W] A beige alert
[W] A Death Note
[W] A fleshlight full of thumbtacks
[W] A glory hole with an inland taipan on the other side
[W] A hovercraft full of eels
[W] A stripper with polio
[W] A. A. Ron Balackay
[W] Accidentally sexting the wrong person
[W] Ancient aliens
[W] Another terrible advice dog spinoff
[W] Asserting that Hitler did nothing wrong
[W] Barbecuing your dick for an hour
[W] Black Science Man
[W] Boostalk
[W] Bubberducky
[W] Business lobster
[W] Butt Stallion
[W] Competitive hats
[W] Crabcore
[W] Cthulhu All-Spark McLaughlin
[W] Danielle Smith
[W] Dankey Kang
[W] Deadly Australian Wildlife
[W] Dick Butt
[W] Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler
[W] Dunk City
[W] Dunkey
[W] Dying in the McDonalds ball pit
[W] D’Brickashaw Ferguson
[W] Elizabeth May
[W] Elliott Rogers
[W] English, motherfucker
[W] Erotic Harry Potter fanfiction
[W] Error 404: Card not found.
[W] Explaining 'safety in numbers' to 6 million Jews
[W] Final Fantasy 592
[W] Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
[W] G.I. Jew: The American Hebrew
[W] Getting euthanized the old fashioned way
[W] Getting stabbed to death in a Toys R’ Us bathroom
[W] Ghandi’s nuclear arsenal
[W] Giant fucking robots
[W] Glow hatchets
[W] Goat Simulator
[W] Graduating DeVry University at age 3
[W] Gutsman’s Ass
[W] Having to stuff your pot roasts into candle holders because a Ballmont is in the castle
[W] Hitler’s Gas Bill
[W] Hogwarts sex ed
[W] Hydro Storm
[W] James Earl Jones wearing a penis on his head
[W] Jumping onto white base
[W] Ketchup Bluken
[W] Laying a trap card face down and ending your turn
[W] Liking basketball
[W] Magikarp
[W] Mall Cops on Segways
[W] Mayor Cocko
[W] Mergatroid Skittle
[W] Metta World Peace
[W] My Trusty Drying Pan
[W] Number chicken
[W] Pokémon
[W] Powerthirst
[W] QWOPing all over the fucking place
[W] Rafting down the North Saskatchewan River during the Calgary flood
[W] Salvador Dali’s Moustache
[W] Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
[W] Several litres of LSD
[W] Shitting dick nipples
[W] Some band you’ve never heard of
[W] Steak Mittens
[W] Stephen Hawking’s Pro Wheelchair
[W] Sucking dick for coke
[W] Sucking nacho cheese out of a pig’s vagina
[W] Suicide putty
[W] Super cancer
[W] Ted Bundy
[W] The bagel
[W] The Bill Cosby Rape Trial
[W] The blooper reel from Schindler’s List
[W] The Brony holocaust
[W] The Charlie Hebdo Shooting
[W] The Mystic Mungis
[W] The porn parody of the World Trade Center attack: 69/11
[W] The reason I can’t sleep at night
[W] This year’s COD rehash
[W] Three crowbars
[W] Time travelling dolphin jizz
[W] Tripping on your shoelace and killing eight people
[W] Unvaccinated kids who end up autistic anyway
[W] Using a midget as a dildo
[W] Watching the window go right out the window
[W] Wharrgarbl
[W] Whatever the kids are into these days
[W] ZA WARUDO
[B] #______ is trending on Twitter
[B] 50 Shades of ______
[B] An interpretive dance of ______ that included ______
[B] And you will know my name is ______ when I lay my vengeance upon thee
[B] As a modern parent, I will not spank my child. Instead, I will use ______
[B] As prime minister, I will reduce our budget deficit by closing tax loopholes that benefit ______.
[B] Ask your doctor if ______ is right for you
[B] Closed captioning of this PBS program was brought to you by ______
[B] Don't forget to write down my new email address: ___@___.com
[B] Don’t believe in the me that believes in you, believe in the you that believes in ______
[B] Due to ___, I am now allergic to ___
[B] During my time at Hogwarts, I discovered my Patronus was ______
[B] Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! ___! By your powers combined, I am ___!
[B] Feed a starving world with ______
[B] For the crime of ___, you are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of ___!
[B] Four out of five dentists recommend ___. The fifth dentist recommends ___.
[B] Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into ______, and I love to have a good time!
[B] How can I make senpai notice me?
[B] I couldn't find a condom, so I had to use ______ instead
[B] I finally realized I hit rock bottom when I started digging through dumpsters for ______
[B] I had to go through Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom to get this stupid ______
[B] I just filled my 1.5 Tb hard drive with pictures of ______
[B] I was accused of being involved with ___, but ___ proved my innocence
[B] I won the science fair with my project "The Effects of ______ on ______"
[B] I would like to dedicate this award to ______, for helping me through so many hard times.
[B] I'm ashamed to admit that I have traded sexual favors for ______
[B] If I have to put up with ______ then the overtime is not worth it.
[B] If I’m ever forced to do porn, my first movie HAS to about ______
[B] If Kirby swallowed me, he would get the power of ______
[B] In Canada, ______ comes in bags
[B] In his most ridiculous story to date, Tucker Max has somehow managed to involve ______ in his sexual escapades
[B] In Mario Kart, I went from first place to last in a matter of seconds thanks to ______
[B] Love is Patient, Love is Kind, Love is ______
[B] Move Over, Kale. The Next Big Superfood is ______
[B] My innovative new RPG has a stat for ______
[B] My origin story would be about ___, putting me on the path to ___
[B] My perfect night out includes ___, _, and ____.
[B] Oh no! ______! My only weakness!
[B] One nation under ___, indivisible, with ___ and ______ for all
[B] Only ______ can prevent forest fires
[B] Sparta? This is ______!
[B] Stephanie Meyer’s next book series will detail the epic struggle between ______ and ______
[B] The artist formerly known as ______
[B] The autopsy results came in. The cause of death was ______.
[B] The best part of waking up is ______ in your cup
[B] The Japanese government has spent billions of yen researching ______
[B] The original dubbing of Darth Vader's famous line was actually “Luke, I am ______”
[B] Today's forecast is cloudy with a 90% chance of ______.
[B] What did Comcast change the name on my account to?
[B] What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like ______?
[B] What is a man?! A miserable little pile of ______!
[B] What is the imminent threat to our nation's youth?
[B] What put an abrupt end to the funeral?
[B] What was my weapon of choice in the battle royale?
[B] What was the last thing I Googled?
[B] Why do I have a boner?
[B] Why was Barney cancelled?
[B] Winning at ______ means winning at life!
[B] World of ______: The next MMORPG.
[B] You cannot grasp the true form of ______
[B] You can’t even begin to imagine how good ______ is as a pizza topping!
[B] You mean to tell me that there's a convention for ______? Sign me up!
[B] Your instinct may be to avoid ______. Your instinct is wrong.
[B] Yours is the drill that will pierce ______
[B] You’ll win at everything forever! Running, football, arson, weddings, even ______!
[B] ______ and ______: Still a Better Love Story than Twilight
[B] ______ can see ______, but can they see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
[B] ______ did ______ before it was cool.
[B] ______ dot Tumblr dot com
[B] ______ gave me cancer
[B] ______ is a secret to everybody
[B] ______ is bad and you should feel bad!
[B] ______ is better if you’re drunk
[B] ______ or ______? The answer is all three.
[B] ______ vs ______: the latest Syfy Original Movie
[B] ______, I choose you!
[B] ______. I shouldn’t have to get angry about this shit.
[B] ______? Acshully is Dolan.
[B] ______? In my vagina? It’s more likely than you think.
[B] ______? Thanks Obama!