"Big Van Vader in 2015 looks like a bitch, and his appearances on Boy Meets World were fucking garbage." - Roman Reigns

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Big Van Vader, you Samoan bitch? I’ll have you know I've been gilded on multiple occasions, and I’ve been involved in numerous downvote brigades on CM Punk hate threads, and I have won over 300 confirmed times in online arguments. I am trained in Reddit Enhancement Suite and I’m the top reposter in the entire /u/cwmonkey repost party. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with fucking curse words the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Big Van Vader over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of smarks across the USA and your Reddit Karma is decreasing with downvotes right now so you better prepare for the storm, mark. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your link karma. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trigger you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my E key. Not only am I extensively trained in the power of bold text, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Reddit formatting and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will sulk in it. You’re fucking dead, you mark.

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