Breaking: AB de Villiers cures cancer

Once in a generation, a moment has the opportunity to spring forth and galvanise an entire people. The Arab Spring, Tiananmen Square, David Boon drinking 52 cans of VB on one flight are all examples of such moments.

This moment of our generation, cricket fans of the World, is now. West Indies vs South Africa on the 18th of January 2015.

Enter AB Devilliers, whilst unconfirmed it is generally accepted that sublime knock featuring a multitude of sixes and breaking the record for fastest 50 and fastest 100 is the sole reason for cancer being cured.

Spurred on by the divine hitting of De Villiers, the Sth African cricket board announce they will now put all match takings into the AB DeVilliers Fund for Humans. It's key goal its amplifiey happiness and reducing the suffering of humans of the EARTH. People like us, people not like us, but people none the less.

The fund proves to be a true success with all other cricket boards of the World choosing to donate match proceeds to it. This publicity garners further support. People are overwhelmed with immense feelings of empathy for out fellow man. Love, as it is often known is know more evident than the greed which has turned us upon one another. The World is becoming closer, emotionally aware, morally accountable.

Education levels around the World skyrocket due to this fund. "What if the cure for cancer was in the mind of an illiterate child who never had the chance to study?" was a strong thought eminating around the end of the 20th century. Now, in 2015, it would no longer be a thought. It would become a reality, cancer would be cured. A weight lifted off the shoulders of mankind. Together we now stand, hand in hand, with the hope of a better future, one where all our strengths are admired and built upon. A future which will be beautiful for future generations, and Earth cared for, an Earth loved by humans who love one another.

Peace for all sentient beings my friends. Peace to you AB De Villiers, for none of this would have been possible without your stunning act.

e composed the Kama Sutra at the age of 13, he would later go on to unlock the power of solar energy devising solar cells with 63% efficiency at the age of 17. Not bad. It gets better though. Today he resumes his innings on 72 not out from 130 balls, what he has in store will shock all cricket fans and cement his place in the minds and hearts of billions around the World.

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