Reddit is the dirt that I walk on as I traverse the wide and open outback of Western Australia, its where the kangraoos and their beautiful joeys that suck on their supple nipples and traverse as they welcome the unkonwn.

Sitting in my studio apartment, jacking of to the anorexic coke addict queen Julia Fox all I think of is the myriad ways in which gas has introduced me to white bitches on our holy wednesdays.

But now as I reflect I think of the all the anal porn shown to die antwood and all the fingers in the booty hole given by amber rose only one thing that brins me comfortand relief is Dj khaleds so. May god bless his innocent soul for bringing me to the light.