current meme.txt

"I've come to make an announcement. Corrin the Dragon is a bitch ass motherfcer. He pissed on my fcing wife. That's right, he took his dragon fckin' Yato out and he pissed on my fcking wife, and he said his Yato was "OMEGA", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Corrin the Dragon, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my Siegfried looks like! [explosion.wav] That's right, baby! 11 MT, +4 DEF, 1-2 Range, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fcked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fck Fateslandia! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Fateslandia, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on VALLA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ANANK---"

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