These shirt companies just use form templates, and data they gather from your search and browsing history to plug in what might sell to you. They always come out sounding like random word vomit.

The template starts like this:

Assuming I'm just

a BLANK

Was your first mistake

I'm a BLANK

Interchangeable picture

Of a

BLANK

BLANK

BUT

BLANK

You may see millitary wife stuff on your ads probably due to things you've typed in this sub. A teacher may see:

Assuming I'm just

A Teacher

Was your first mistake

I'm a Badass

Interchangeable picture*

Molder of young minds

I don't get paid enough to deal with psycho parents

BUT

I do it for the kids

Don't give these trash companies your money.