You’re one of Jabba’s warriors, doing your best to shoot the escaping prisoners from your post on the Khetanna above the Pit of Carkoon.

Suddenly you hear the jangle of chains from behind you. You turn around and there is a dainty, delicate little Princess in nothing but a skimpy metal bikini.

You’re so distracted by her creamy belly and jiggling bosom, you don’t even notice the menacing vibro axe in her beautiful hands, a souvenir from her latest victim.

Before you can even begin to process the situation, you find yourself rolling down the sandy dunes, on a one way trip to the belly of the grotesque Sarlacc.

She turns from your wailing demise, a wry smile upon her lips. Leia’s pretty braid swishes around her pretty neck, the tip tickling her gorgeous tummy.

Her body is a weapon in itself.