ELD: World War II

So this guy. They call him Adolf Hitler. Just a real bad hombre, folks. Real bad hombre. He rises to power...in Germany. Okay? I never had a problem with Germany. It would be great to get along with Germany, but I don't know, I never met Germany. Wouldn't be terrible to get along with Germany. But okay.

Hitler rises to power. The Nazis, they're murderers, they're rapists, they're--and I tell you, they do a whole hell of a lot worse than that. Believe me. A hell of a lot worse than that. I don't--I shouldn't even say it here. There's kids in the audience. We won't do that to our kids. But okay.

This real bad Hombre starts attacking the bejeesus out of--out of everybody. I mean, you look at Poland, you look at France, you look at--the USSR? Can you believe that, even the USSR? In winter? I never would attack the USSR in winter. These Nazi's, they're telegraphic their moves. I'd inform my generals never...to telegraph...a move. Okay? But that's just called being smart, folks. That's just called being smart. And I'm smart. Believe me. Like, I get people looking at my IQ, and they can't believe it. I'm like, Ivy league, education, all right? Very smart, folks. That's what we have to be. We have to be smart.

So Winston Churchill, -- by the way, did you see I put the bust of Churchill back in the Oval Office? I put the bust of Churchill...back...in the oval office, okay. Love that bust. Great man, Winston Churchill. I have tremendous respect for Churchill. Churchill says, no, we have to fight. Fight the Nazis, these real bad hombres, and he's right.

And what do we do? We do nothing...I mean, FDR... he wiggles around like this [impersonates handicapped person], and he doesn't do anything. He just sleeps. And I heard his wife, she's not too much into guys, but okay, we won't mention that.

But then Japan, these evil people, these sick, demented people, they bomb Pearl Harbor. Can you believe that, folks? They just bomb Pearl Harbor, and the United States is finally forced to go to war.

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