i’ve never been to croatia but every time i go, there’s only one horse left to ride up over those waterfalls. he doesn’t “talk” like people talk, but he can make noises that sound like letters of the alphabet, so we use a chart to decipher what the horse thinks about. Usually it’s plumbing because he’s seriously worried about the drainage underneath the bathroom sink in his mom’s apartment. but this one time it was about “telling the truth” and he was upset that we always lie to him about the weather. i told him the weather was fine one day when it was actually raining and he ended up horsing around in the rain and caught a cold. took him to the doctor and they shoved a thermometer up his asshole with a camera, just so we could all see what was inside. the whole town of croatia showed up to see, we sold $400 worth of t-shirt’s, and a band played called the foo fighters. not the same band from radios and televisions. this one is made up of 7 ancient witches that haunt a nearby train station. i’d recommend checking out the waterfalls, but only if you’ve already been there a few times before.