Shit yeah boi! :) Thanks man. I spent the past ... 16-17ish years spending all of my mental freetime appreciating rap until I started to feel like a crazy person who also happened to be obsessed with multisyllabic rhymes, which back then was new to me, and also was something I didn't yet have a name for. I noticed it listening to twista's only good album, aka Adrenaline Rush. He spit at 100mph, and yet still took the time to stack 3-4-5-syllable rhymes so deep you would lose count. If you ever feel like it, you should listen to Overdose by Twista, He spits fast, but after hearing the song 1,000 times, the words become words, but even listening only once, he assuredly stresses and accentuates those multis so even a 15 year old white kid in the 90s could understand. I don't know how old you are, but back before the internet, people were quite a bit more close minded, and as a skater in middle school, we weren't supposed to listen to rap. I was all good with it until Hi, My Name Is came out, and suddenly, say wha...? Rap is actually just gangsta poetry to an instrumental? No way. Fuck those guys at school. I'll just drop out and start doing meth and find new friends. Better friends. Friends who listen to rap. lol I wish even a word of this was a joke. I mean, it's all real, but also a joke. Because life is funny when it isn't shitty, and often even then.
I apologize, I may have accidently stolen my adderall dose from yesterday and the day before and ate them tonight along with todays dose. Why? Because I'm a life-long drug addict with no self control. Also I have ADHD, which, hilariously enough, has the awesome symptom of poor self-control, which, if you've already been a user of meth for a decade of your life (2ish years without it at this point) having a free prescription for amphetamines is very tricky. If I had been diagnosed when I was a kid, perhaps I would have never known the joys and anti-joys of amphetamine usage. Perhaps I would have stayed in school, which would mean I would have never joined the USNavy and then I wouldn't have gotten out 6 years later with an honorable discharge and 25,000 dollars in various savings and retirements accounts. Perhaps I wouldn't have ever had years of drug usage which fueled countless blurry nights of rhyme writing, perhaps I would have never had the balls to pick up a mic. In fact, I would've been a completely different person with a totally different life.
Who knows?
So anyway, why was it you were asking about my drug history and also my military history?
tl;dr: lol don't read any of this. unless you want to. it may or may be the ramblings of a drug-affected/drug-afflicted/drug-infected/drug-infused/drug-inpregnated person with too much mental creativity being wasted on hours of silly reddit/youtube comments. WITHOUT A DOUBT I SHOULD BE RAPPING OFF THE TOP RIGHT NOW. in fact. ima do that. peace homie
oh! And if you are a person who is younger than I am (31...ew) then don't do drugs!! They are obviously fun for brief periods of time, no shit, but honestly. My life has been a roller coaster of shit, all because my mom never once said, "Don't do drugs, dan. They'll ruin your life" nope instead, she gave me my first opiates when I was about 14ish in the form of oxycontin. I loved them, and I thought she was the coolest, but now, from my adult point of view, I'd like to go back and slap her. I spent years addicted to heroin. That quite obviously didn't start at heroin. It started with my moms pills. Then my step moms, whose I began stealing when I found I loved those little fuckers, after having had my mothers handouts.
FUCK ME. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP TYPING. i'M DONE. ALSO, I NEVER PUSS OUT BY PROOFREADING AND EDITING. I RAMBLE TYPE, AND I ALWAYS NUT-UP AND HIT SEND BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TO REGRET IT. THERE IS time for regret when I sober up a bit lol
anyway, hi! I'm dan, you now know a bunch of stuff. See ya later!