Translation:

Hilarity will ensue, this is not a post where I will be publicly stating my sexual preferences, this post is to be digested on a deeper level than a simple declaration of my sexuality. I consider myself to be an authentic African American so brace yourself, I am attracted to both men and women, but you would never have assumed that because I have been doing a fairly decent job at projecting an image of a heterosexual male. I find it quite humorous that a lot of people make brash statements and fail to uphold their claims at an individual level. What I really mean is that they will incite a confrontation but will only do so when in a large group as to defer you from retaliation. Personally, I was a gang member for many years in my youth against my will. I most certainly mean no disrespect to my comrades who are still active in what I will now refer to as OLAY, but most of you are bandwagoning sheep and not aware of the real consequences of being affiliated with such an organization.