Attempt at a comedy piece:

Every once in a while, you’ll encounter a girl that has a foul smelling vagina. You know the smell. Slightly acrid, similar to normal non-vaginal body odor but with all the pungent essences of a normal-smelling vagina amplified. You can smell it as soon as they open their legs a little – the stink just slowly creeps out.

And it fucking sticks. Three days (and showers) after dipping into a stank vagina you can itch your balls and smell your hand and it’s fucking there lingering like a constant reminder. It seeps off your body and onto your clothes, and it gets stronger as it spreads. It’s like a virus.

One time I sat down really fast a couple days after acquiring stank dick and the stank was still strong enough to hit me in the face as my face hit the moments-prior altitude of my stank dick. It can be unrelenting.

What evolutionary purpose could stank possibly serve? Maybe it’s to constantly remind us of the sex, because we have a stronger need to have sex than we do to avoid smelly things. That’s gotta be it. Millions of years of evolution has placed rancid clams on our women to make sure they’re always on our mind. Any press is good press, right?

So what’s the deal?

It’s nothing wrong with them – it’s not a disease or anything like that. Though certain STDs will have a distinct aroma, we’re just covering your typical case of harmless stank here. It’s just how their vaginas are chemically composed, bacterially balanced. I’d say a good 5-10% of the girls I hook up with are victims of stank vagina.

What’s the solution?

There are a few strategies to manage stank dick. First, let us refer to our origins. Primates and other animals smell pussy before diving in for a variety of reasons – checking for sexual ripeness, experience, possibly to check for STDs:

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