Mega millions is at $800MM. What's your immediate course of action if you win?

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Eat healthy finally
Weekly Massage and fix shoulder issue.
Laptop, OLED, VR, Mobile internet.
Hire friend + their SO as an "assistant" They also get a RV of their choice and help me look out for things as an overall gravy "job" for them.
Super C RV LLC'd in Montana ... Road Legal Golf Cart.
Scout for land in a few locations I have in mind. See things.
Buy land, and unique land.
Buy investment Gold Jewelry.
Start an energy efficiency business that I've been wanting to do.
Start own energy efficient town and be an eccentric major? At least a neighborhood of friends and select family.
Scam the scammers and youtube it
Recycle and fix things rather than throw away...maybe build things that actually last and advocate for right to repair.
Advocate for cheap / value life saving technology
Advocate for privacy but also getting out and socializing once in a while.
Advocate for better work - family balance, we're not robots and its hurting society not having family time. (my theory why the world is going to shit)
Celebrate stupid things and make memories without going overboard.
Attempt to start a parody club or religion that just helps eachother and others, with low expectations that involves helping rather than money, everyone must wear silly hats... roll of tinfoil is at the door.
Have a legendary scavenger hunt / challenges for everyone when I die.