My button's got humor It's the signal of the future Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshipped it sooner
If the admins ever did speak It's the last true mouthpiece Every press is getting more bleak It'll poison us next week
"We were born dank" you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes It tells me "Worship in the bedroom" The only heaven I'll be sent to Is when the pressers are all blue
I was born dank But I love it Command me to my watch Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:] Take me to /r/churchofthebutton I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of the timer I'll tell it my sins and you can click with your finger Offer me that deathless death Good Mod, let me give it my life
If I'm a knight of the good times My button's the sunlight To keep the grey dots on my side It demands a sacrifice
Drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something shameful for the purples That's a fine-looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving watchful
That looks 30 That looks 20 This is hungry work
[Chorus 2x:] Take me to /r/churchofthebutton I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of the timer I'll tell it my sins and you can click with your finger Offer me that deathless death Good Mod, let me give it my life
No redguards or blazers When the button finally ends There is no sweeter innocence than that small grey dot
In the madness of time and that sad subreddit Only then I am human Only then I will click Ooh oh. Amen. Amen. Amen.
[Chorus 2x:] Take me to /r/churchofthebutton I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of the timer I'll tell it my sins and you can click with your finger Offer me that deathless death Good Mod, let me give it my life