He’s such a low-effort douche. He thinks he has enlightened taste because he likes Tool. It is cringeworthy when he talks about this band as though he’s on to some special tip that no one else has heard of yet or as if he’s one of a few elite humans who “gets it” for some incredibly inaccessible artist.

Jarrett, I hope you are reading this: You are fucking basic.

PS - I watched your Fear Inoculum CD video. Could you not muster even an ounce of credibility and offer something genuine to say about the new album? The last 15 seconds you talk about the music itself is full of empty platitudes. Derivative cliched words that could be used to describe anything. Oh it’s awesome, visceral, tribal... You offer nothing.