What state let's you marry a hunny mussie covered fleshlight these days? So progressive.

lame, Jed, lame

see, [name] found out I was pissed because you and your gang of idiots were calling my beautiful wife a whore

that's the problem with stupid people. you don't understand smart so you don't recognize it

well i am smart enough to see that you are making a limp attempt to rile me up by insulting my wife

you think i will respond with something mean about that nice girl you sell for karma. then she will get back in the fight and you can hide behind her again

you are so fucking pathetic. you need to study the ways of GEOTUS

Mmmmmmm salty tears. So delicious.

i got something else salty that I know you will love