[Serious] How are you?

I want to see angels descend from the sky carrying swords and slaying everybody on the planet + oceans of blood. The world is too sick to be fixed - the only healthy option left is total annihilation, apocalypse now, rapture, global thermonuclear war, anything that will completely shake the majority of the planets population out of it's psychosis and into a state of alert where nobody could even possibly ignore the fact that they are probably going to die at any moment, but I doubt it because most of the planet is just NPCs and all of us here who are so fucking smart and enjoy niche webhumour videos are REAL PLAYER CHARACTERS, not AI controlled non-people.

I was pretty convinced we live in hell but that couldn't be true because if there's something wrong feeling about the world being ruined the way it is there there must be something objectively good about it that I want to see saved, it was never perfect but it was never quite this bad either - so maybe we don't live in hell 2.0, but we're gonna be soon at this rate of speed which is why it would be better if we just got hit by a massive solar flare that fucked everything and threw the catatonic zombie hivemind into panic mode instead.

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