Whatever. The more I read your profile, the more I feel concerned.

Let's see now. CS grad software engineer check.

Hairy but balding dude (typical for CS grads), check.

Asking for porn links (typical for CS grads) check.

Asking for Tinder scene (as in can't talk to girls in real life without being a pervert), check.

Asking for marriage through online outlets (as in no one knows me, everyone who did found out what kind of a freak I was), check.

Unkept room, check.

I don't know many, you pretty much check all the boxes one would associate with a weird, lonely, sad, obese fellow in his mid to late 20s.

Do you have a YouTube channel?

I dare you.

Cuz deep down, you know you can't have one as all the checks actually apply to you.