simple stuff first

These following links are windows software downloaders. Just open one up to see what it does :D

Win 7 version

Win 8

Win 10 Installing

Vista

XP

Ubuntu

Win 98

Mac

Open the corresponding website and press F11. Voila.

Bonus: Press Enter to cause a BSOD.

meh

Most windows users will go pretty insane aswell if you revert their mouse buttons.

So, either search up "mouse" if you are in windows 10, or go into Control Panel > Hardware and Sound > Mouse > and "Switch primary and secondary buttons".

This trick will fool a ton of windows users for a pretty long time.

The evil stuff

So, in this section I will be going over a way that you can use to complely troll the crap out of the less hardcore windows users:

• Exploding folders:
  

1. Use the keyboard shortcut Windows key + R to open the Run box.

2. Type and enter “shell:startup” (without quotes and with no spaces). Be sure to include the colon.

3. Click “OK”.

4. Copy into that folder hundreds of shortcut links to folders and documents, etc.

Next time your victim boots his/her computer they will be met with hundreds of docs and folders opening up before they can even do anything to stop it. lel

• I mean, that CAN be solvable by most people. I mean, once all of that junk opens up, they can just search how to trash all of that. So in order to go into the NEXT level, a method that only the most hardcore windows users will be able to remedy:

Why not add a reboot bat file to their startup folder? :D

To make that bat file, firstly:

1. Create a new shortcut by going to your desktop -> right click -> new -> shortcut

2. For the "Type the location of the item:" enter in:

   shutdown.exe /r /t 00

3. Hit next, and then for the name section, name it something unsuspicious like "troll file", but make sure you add a .bat to the back of it, as it needs to be a batch file to run that command. So it ends up being

   troll_file.bat

4. PS if you think that I was being serious with the file name you should purchase a sarcasm detector from walmart (JK)

5. Now drag that into the start up folder (instructions to that above)

wooohoooooo ur dreams of ultimate trolling have just been achieved :D

Edit:

PS so the above method seems like it will screw a computer up for life, but you can just start your computer up in safeboot, so its 100% safe :D

another troll :D

Here's different and slightly more complicated method. It involves picking a shortcut that they frequently use, and then changing it into a shutdown shortcut. Not as effective as the above method, but it will certainly confuse the crap out of them.

1. For this example, I will be using Tunngle. Obviously this is just a demonstration, so use what ever you want. So, to start off, create a new shortcut, like before. Put this into the location of the item:

C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe -s -t 10 -c "System must shut down because of a virus"

1. There isn't any need to name it yet.

2. Next, right click on Tunngle, go to the properties, and copy the entire address where it says "target".

3. Now, go to your shutdown file and go to ITS properties. Click on "Change Icon..."

4. In the "Look for icons in this file:" search bar thing, Paste the Tunngle address you copied earlier, hit enter, and select the Tunngle icon and hit OK. Then hit "Apply"

5. Now, hide the old Tunngle shortcut somewhere in a folder or whatnot, and then rename your troll shortcut into Tunngle, and you are all done! Enjoy