"Really, Shauna?"

Ethan's tone was deadpan and lightly exasperated as his wife Shauna, dark-skinned and imposing like a watchtower, spooned him snugly and nuzzled into his shoulder. With a drowsy purr, Shauna remarked, "Yes, really. You're warm and soft, and I don't wanna get outta bed."

"You know there's someone else you could be snuggling, right?"

Ethan's husband Parker sat up, his big head of purple-streaked hair frizzy from the static electricity. Parker wove his thigh sock-clad legs with Ethan's and giggled before responding, "Yeah, but I'm all skinny and tiny, like a porcelain doll. You, on the other hand, are squishy and cozy, like a teddy bear full of jelly and love."

Parker played with Ethan's belly for a little bit to punctuate his point. Ethan rolled his eyes but smiled warmly; however annoying Parker and Shauna could be, the fact that they loved him unconditionally like this made him feel like king of the world. Shauna looked down at Ethan's crotch and grinned. "Hey Parker. Teddy bear's got a hard spot."

Parker looked over at the tent Ethan was pitching with eagerness in his eyes. Ethan blushed and awkwardly said, "C--C'mon, gimme a break here, my face is practically Shauna's bra right now."

Shauna kissed Ethan's neck and softly replied, "When have we ever complained about that?"

Ethan shuddered in ecstasy as Shauna kept kissing him and Parker eased off his shorts to free up his cock. Parker gripped Ethan's shaft gently and started to kiss the tip as he purred, "Mmm, such a big boy." Parker took his cock in his mouth in one motion, fast enough that Ethan could feel the back of his throat. Ethan gasped out suddenly, prompting Shauna to clutch his face and say, "Watch your volume, puppy. Don't want a noise complaint, do you?"

"The neighbors--fuck--work--oh god--work mornings, so they're not--"

Shauna let out a mock gasp. "Are you talking back to your mistress, puppy?"

Ethan's protests dissipated instantly at Shauna taking charge like usual as he mewled, "No mistress."

Shauna kissed Ethan's cheek. "Good boy. Now stay quiet, no matter how good kitten's mouth feels."

Parker took the sound of his pet name as a cue to start sucking Ethan off harder. Ethan threw his head back onto the pillow with a hand clamped over his mouth to do as Shauna ordered him to. Parker cupped Ethan's balls as Shauna tilted his head down to face Parker and said, "Look at him, puppy. Look at how good kitten's being right now. Don't you wanna reward him? Don't you want to give him what. He. Wants?"

The combination of Shauna's sultry voice in his ear and Parker's head bobbing up and down on his cock drove Ethan over the edge. With a cry of joy he had to snuff out with his hand, Ethan blew his load down Parker's throat. Parker gulped down the steady stream and pulled his mouth away from Ethan's cock before moving up to Shauna and kissing her. Shauna happily swallowed the remaining cum Parker had just gifted to her as Parker snuggled back into Ethan's side. Ethan weakly uttered, "Was all this... so I wouldn't have the energy...to get outta bed?"

Shauna and Parker coyly answered, "Maybe," in a singsong tone.

Ethan chuckled. "Well played."